Even water is tasting like jack daniels
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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