it was like eating out sand paper
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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