So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
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I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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