dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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