I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
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we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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