Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
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You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
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I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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