apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
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Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
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He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
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