I'm lost and stupid without you.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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