3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
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How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
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Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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