im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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We had to coat check the pizza.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
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They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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