just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
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i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
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Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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