Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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