Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
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Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
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It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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