Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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