garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
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it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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