I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
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