So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
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Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
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Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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