weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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