wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
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She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
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He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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