Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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