she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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