I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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