it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
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I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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