DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
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Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
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I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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