it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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