Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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