Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
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I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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