I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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