her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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