So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
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Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
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Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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