Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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