Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
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when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
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hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I see more hoeing in ur future
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