Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
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I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
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Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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