Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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