worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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