That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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