I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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