im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
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thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
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I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!