I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
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you inspire me to be a worse person
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
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Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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