Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
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what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?