I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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