That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
