this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
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Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
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I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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