this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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