I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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