All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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