i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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