So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
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I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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