I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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