he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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