Don't you send me to vm
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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