I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
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A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
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You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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