She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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