no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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