Have you finally orgasmed yet?
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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