if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
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