Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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