Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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