This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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